Get off our lawn: Geriatric ‘Bill & Ted’s’ excellent threequel mockery

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That’s right; they are making a “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure” threequel. With the original actors. Decades later.

No, for real.

Dude! The 'Bill & Ted' sequel is happening! Keanu Reeves, Alex Winter and the original writers are all onboard!

— Prefixmag (@prefixmag) August 10, 2012

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Twenty-one years after Bogus Journey, it looks like all engines are finally go for a third Bill & Ted film. As word has it today, the original films’ stars Alex Winter and Keanu Reeves are onboard for the threequel.

Oh, dear. How many scenes will have them shaking their fists at the sky and demanding that those damn kids turn down the music? How will they play their air guitars with arthritis? What about Sad Keanu? The questions are endless.

Twitter users ask more, with loads of mockery in the mix.

I have no response to this information:

— Jay Cost (@JayCostTWS) August 10, 2012

It's funny there's even talk of a third Bill and Ted movie. But please don't do it… #WyldStallions

— Katie Nichols (@Hyla_Brook) August 10, 2012

Oh… we getting an ALF movie and Bill & Ted 3… because hollywood hates us right?

— Harris Tweeter (@Wm40A) August 10, 2012

Title suggestions are soon forthcoming.

@justkarl Bill & Ted's Gnarly Trip via Walkers

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) August 10, 2012

Bill & Ted's Most Excellent Daycare Carpool #BillAndTedSequelNames

— psfranz4 (@psfranz4) August 10, 2012

#BillAndTedSequelNames Bill & Ted Go to Adult Daycare

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) August 10, 2012

#BillAndTedSequelNames Bill & Ted Go to Fidelity to Put Together Retirement Plans

— Sean Hackbarth (@seanhackbarth) August 10, 2012

Bill & Ted: Back in Our Day #BillAndTedSequelNames

— psfranz4 (@psfranz4) August 10, 2012

And a second mocking hashtag enters the mix.

Bill And Ted's Totally Mundane Lives #ThirdBillandTed

— Alan DeHaan (@Aulayan) August 10, 2012

Bill & Ted's Inevitably Disappointing Saga #ThirdBillandTed

— Pete Milan (@PeteMilan) August 10, 2012

Kill Bill & Ted #ThirdBillandTed

— Pete Milan (@PeteMilan) August 10, 2012

This Twitter user is especially perturbed.

The moment you realize you wish Bill and Ted stayed dead in Bogus Journey.

— E.V. Kwun (@geektrooper) August 10, 2012

“Bill & Ted” or “Grumpy Old Men”? You decide!

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